pteri:

*takes nudes in the apple store*

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idek i just feel like shit

analism:

relationship requirements

  • be obsessed with me
  • buy me food
  • get naked for me
  • be aware that you belong to me

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total-boy:

my self esteem is based on facebook likes

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i like to hold hands with friends while pooping

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virginclub:

pansexuality doesnt even exist spellcheck doesnt recognize it as a word explain that atheists

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hamster △

neyopets:

* + * JUST * + .
+ . . * + . + * . * +* 
+ . . * + . + * . * +
* . + *SPRINKLING* + .
+ . . * + . + * . * + .
+ , *YOUR. + * PAGE+ *
+ . . * + . + * . * + .*
. * * + . * WITH.* .
+ . SOME. * + * * . + * .
. * + * * + . *+ *
+ … * LOVE.+*..

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